MAXIMATOR

 

French noisy punk driven shitgrind band !!!!!

 

send your hatemail to : nyar@wanadoo.fr

 

What the fuck is maximator ??

Well, it started a long time ago, when kiki recorded somes noise with his accoustic guitar and saucepans !!! 2 tapes were made, but never got released... Then godam came in and joined maximator's crusade against the TURKEY slaughter, in 2001. Now things got more serious, those dudes actually played on real instruments and stuff ! amazing... The first rehersal resulted of a 1h long tape with over a 100 songs of pure noise in your face, with that unique maximator catchy feeling... Unfortunatly it never got released... Then the usual rehersals, recordings like every crappy band in the world.. Some other tapes were made, but none got released, some stuff even got lost !!! But the "turkey christmass murder" tape that contains stuff from various recordings should be released one of these days... And after a few month period of lazyness and idleness, with thanksgiving approaching and the upcoming TUKEY slaughter, maximator awakes to continue their crusade !! STOP THE TUKEY MASSACRE !! This resulted of a new tape, 19 songs, this tape will get released as a split tape on My Lai Productions ! The first maximator release will soon be in your tape deck to make your ears bleed !!!!!

Maximator started as pure garbage-shit-polio/poirocore.. they now play some weird noisy shitgrind punk/hc driven with a catchy jazz feeling woohooo. No brutality or sickness here, just cheese, gabage, shit, noise and stupidity !

 

Who the fuck are maximator ??

kiki - drums, vocals
godam - bass, vocals

get a boner (or get wet), see THE PICS...

 

 

Discography :

SPLIT TAPE on My Lai Productions... Recorded in 2002

1. Les crapaux
2. Les goaouldes
3. Flammenco BM
4. Nazifight
5. Disco deathcrush
6. Apocalyptus, l'holocaust des bronchites
7. Les dindes vont a l'abbatoire (the final battle)
8. Super Poireau Smash Bros
9. Lipidophile
10. Pourquoi tu veux pas que j'te saute dans les bois ?
11. The most pourrave song on the world
12. Martyrise ta femme
13. Martifouet
14. Fusion piege a con
15. Tribaxator
16. Gros glaire
17. Terry le clow, vieux blaireau
18. Gouinasse taverne
19. Geyser

"TURKEY CHRISTMASS MURDER" to be released... from different recording sessions 2001 & 2002  

 

 

 

Yes there was another MAXIMATOR website on the net, it's old, we never update it anymore, it's shitty and in french !!! so who cares about it ? (who cares about maximator anyway ? duh), but here is the adress : http://www.geocities.com/moisicorporation/maximator.html